Once upon a little red time there was a little red man who lived in a little red house. One little red morning he decided it would be a glorious little red morning for a little red shower. So he took off his little red clothes and walked into his little red shower. Halfway through his little red shower he heard a knock on his little red door. So he turned off his little red taps, put on his little red towel and walked down his little red hall. When he opened his little red door, there was nobody there. He looked down at his little red porch and saw a little red newspaper. When he bent down to get his little red newspaper, his little red towel fell off. A lady who had been watching this saw the little red towel fall off, ran across the street and was hit by a bus. The moral of this story: Don't cross the road while the little red man is flashing!!!!